“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”

……. so said Oscar Wilde! And he should know – having been one of the greatly admired comic geniuses of the 19th Century.

Well, I recently discovered that I too have an admirer! An admirer who expresses his love and interest (although some may say it is actually an obsession) to me through blogging regularly about my current activities on SL. Well at least – I think it is about me.

This individual devotes an awful lot of time and energy into writing very witty posts (almost daily) about someone he calls Purky Velcrolove – which I am assuming is a pseudonym for me. His sarcastic parodies have me crying with laughter – seriously – they are so funny…you should go check them out. Becky  (her pseudonym in the blogs is Bucky Finch) and I literally cannot wait to see what he is going to write next. We love the way he has picked out all of our finer personal qualities and highlighted them – such is his devotion.

So – who is this talented individual? None other than Homens –  my ex boss at the FC and ADA! I guess he misses us so bad since we left to open our own club and so the only way he can feel part of our lives is to constantly write about us! Either that or he is helping by giving us free publicity for out new ventures. Awwwww….sweet.

I am touched by his interest and efforts, truly. In fact if I had known that he was so funny and this interested in me – I would have paid more attention to him before….laughter is a huge aphrodisiac after all….and who knows where it could have led? Maybe – if I had of slept with him – I too could have become one of his star dancers….? Oh well, missed opportunities and all that. Never mind.

So, anyhoo, I just wanted to publicly thank Homens for giving Becky and I lots to laugh about as we go about our SL. As someone once said :

“Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.”

So – thank you Homens – for giving me consistent laughs and reminding me not to take you, me or SL too seriously.

Looking forward to the next post!



So. Marv and I were a little bored tonite.

Marv, by the way is my oldest friend in SL.

I met him in after about a week of being in Second Life – with my previous Avi.

So – anyhoo, we were bored and felt mischievous! So we bought a couple of space hoppers – or skippy balls as Marv calls them in his unique language of Dutchlish – and put on our finest hats and bounced off to Bukkake Bliss!

And there I met Audrey – who I haven’t seen for a while, so she joined in the fun and played along with our stupid comments in LC. She also tried to get me to sacrifice Marv and wash all my sins away in a pool of what she says was tofu and spring dew – but what actually looked more like cum to me.

We giggled a lot – even if no -one else did. And tomorrow we are going to try bouncing our way ’round Slut Alley.

Pics to follow!

Hair Addict Alert

"Falling Slowly" - Shag Hair. Modelled by yours truly!


I decided to go hair shopping this morning . No surprise there then . You know me. So – I had a quick look at Juicy Bomb to see if there were any hair recommendations and I came across the store ‘Shag’.

To my surprise I had never visited ‘Shag’ before. You would think that with a name like that and with it being a hair store, it would have least come up in one of my Second Life searches!

So – I paid it a quick visit and came across loads of styles that I liked – but ended up buying this one – “Falling Slowly”.  I chose the roots colour pack and opted for the butterscotch option.  I just fancied something a little different to my trademark blonde! What do you think?

In that jazzy kind of mood….

Etta James

That’s who I have been listening to on Spotify, whilst noodling about in Second Life and working on the Second Life Stripper Secrets blog and the lessons that I teach for the ADA.

Her voice is amazing – strong but accessible. The songs are soulful & heart wrenching -from “At Last” to “I’ll dry My Tears”. And of course there’s the classic “I just wanna make love to you”.

And they just kind of sum up my mood at the moment. Writing the on going ‘Ole Devil’ saga is stirring up a lot of memories – and Etta just seems to be the perfect soundtrack to accompany my story.

So give her listen!